Monday, November 1, 2010

You should not be trick or treating if...

Is it me or do the trick or treaters get more grown up every year? I think there comes a point when your trick or treating days are over and you just have to say good-bye to that part of your childhood.

For example, if you are so busy texting that you can't look at me and say trick or treat, then you obviously have lots of grown up issues you are trying to deal with and should probably just stay home.

If you have to shave AGAIN before you go out , you should stay home.

If the State of Michigan has deemed you road worthy, stay home.

If you are voting in the next election , stay home.

If your outfit involves thigh high hose and a bustier, you should not only stay home but you should put on a robe.

Halloween is for children not hungry grown ups. Here's a hint can go to the store today and buy all the candy you want at half price. Shave, hop in your car and go buy some.


Tamera said...

Well put!

Jim said...

Love it. Laughing like usual. Do you have your 15 minutes written yet so I can get you on stage?

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