For example, if you are so busy texting that you can't look at me and say trick or treat, then you obviously have lots of grown up issues you are trying to deal with and should probably just stay home.
If you have to shave AGAIN before you go out , you should stay home.
If the State of Michigan has deemed you road worthy, stay home.
If you are voting in the next election , stay home.
If your outfit involves thigh high hose and a bustier, you should not only stay home but you should put on a robe.
Halloween is for children not hungry grown ups. Here's a hint ...you can go to the store today and buy all the candy you want at half price. Shave, hop in your car and go buy some.