Kim's Crazy Life

Erma Bombeck meets Karen Walker in this 40 something single mom's crazy life. Armed with Xanaz and sarcasm she tackles midlife, teenagers and all the other stuff that makes us all grab a glass of wine every night.

Friday, May 11, 2012

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